Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
I just accidently deleted 60 gigs of porn from my external hard drive. Thats over 300 pornos! I think im gonna cry.
Im surprised that you are even able to text me right now.
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
A guy I don't even know just ate me out on a washing machine at a random persons afterparty. I came as it was going through spin cycle.Just kept thinking "who does laundry during a party?"
She was a cheerleader in college and President of her sorority and now she’s a sales rep for a pharmaceutical corporation. “High maintenance hot” doesn’t even begin to explain it
But dear lord is it worth it
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