oh god the rape fog is back!
The guy in front of me in lecture is using a fifth of smirnoff as a water bottle.
Nevermind, it's not water.
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
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I am more familiar with your toilet than I ever want to be with any appliance
Just found the cutest bag of coke under my bed. I'm going to get fucked up and bleach the cat vomit out of my sheets.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
I should probably stop recommending my dentist to the different guys I'm seeing. That could be awkward in the future.
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Worst. Date. Ever. He peeled a layer of bread off his mini burger buns because they had "too many carbs".
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
That guy I hooked up with in new york last 2 statuses are "I'm going to be a father, it's a girl" then "wow syphilis sure does burn" I'm legit scared... What has my life come to.
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
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