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If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
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And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
You had the genius idea to tape beer to the celing fan. There goes his security deposit. He is gonna be fuckin pissed.
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just found out I made out with the 40 year old Captain of the boat at the barge party. On the bright side he let me drive the boat so at least there's that.
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
How is it that I know 4 different bartenders who won't charge me for drinks, but I can't get laid?
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
I Projectile vomited a massive question mark on Brent's bedroom wall. Don't tell him it was me. I want him to play the whodunit game.
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