I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
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dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
The stoned girl at the dining hall just handed me a single chicken wing and insisted that she's "unable to procure more rations"
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
I'm having a martini with dinner. A new level of class.
I'm stoned and eating mustard, also a new level of class.
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I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence