i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
I told her I had to go to work this morning, got fully dressed in a suit, walked her out, drove around the block, parked, and walked right back in my apt and went back to sleep..
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
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Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
Mom said you looked used
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
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I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
Dude, she set my Tinder preference to men, set the radius to 100 miles, and used up all of my right swipes. I think she's mad.
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
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