I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
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well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
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So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
You know you're getting old when 19 year olds you've met on tinder advise you that you should start looking for a wife and/or the mother of your children
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
the person she was housesitting for had a christmas card from charlie sheen on the fridge so we fucked on the couch and just slept in the bed
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