There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
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You made me pull over because you thought a leaf was a twenty rolling across the road.
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
Ah that wonderful moment when you realise the bookmark you were using in a book you lent your mum is actually a receipt from a strip club
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He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
Let's get the cat blown out
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
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