Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
a smallpox vaccine scar is like a lower back tattoo.
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
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I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
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He took me home and by the time I woke up after catching up on sleep I realized I accidentally put on one of his fiances socks. whoops.
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
So. Much. Porn.
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