: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
it turns out vodka filled condoms arent that funny
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
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no, i will not be your spotter when you masturbate with a noose around your neck
I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
There're making snowcones with the leftover vodka from last night. This is not the time to be making up excuses!
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We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
Tonight, a friend walked in and said "oh look at that. Drunk on the living room floor. Just as expected." this is my life. This is my life.
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
Why is it that when I sustain a serious injury people are more concerned with my level of inebriation than my personal safety?
So here's a brief summary of my weekend: last night I drank four glasses of Death Punch, grabbed the toaster, said "This is mine", put it in my pants and walked out the front door.
Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again
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