is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
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And she was like "I wanted you all for myself, to love you, and treat you like gold."... See this is why I shouldn't fuck Italian chicks...
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
New one-upper goal: I have to shit off the side of a moving train then jump off
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Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
premonition: im going to wake up covered in mashed potatoes
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
i woke up on the floor in front of the fireplace and my last google search was "fuck sponges"
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