SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
My favorite part was walking in the bathroom, you fixing yourself in the mirror, calling your reflection a fag, then throwing a haymaker into the paper towel dispenser before going back out to the bar.
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
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i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
You told her to step on the scale because you had whiskey goggles, and scales don't lie.
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
My aunt comes over, haven't seen her in 4 years. First thing, looks me up and down and goes "...yup, that pair ripened nicely. Theyll get you some free drinks"
I think you were raised by the wrong sister
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
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I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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