If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
even after i explained my bobby knight costume the bartender still kicked me out for throwing the chair
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
While strippers were eating ones out of my boobs, several sources claimed trump shared classified info with the russians. We should get hammered on Mondays more often, bitch.
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
You told me that you couldn't come over because you felt like you were gonna die and that houses eat you when you die, and my house couldn't eat you because your house would be jealous. That's when I knew to take the bowl away from you.
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