is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
There are two types of people in this world I don't trust: people who collect stamps, and people who don't drink
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
I'm sitting at dinner with my family looking over sexts. The thirst is far too real. They're talking about retail and I'm like haha, yes, you are all correct.
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
Drunk you needs to learn how to call sober me, so sober me can talk your drunk vagina down.
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
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