I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
My epitaph should read "Margaritas: she never learned"
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You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
If I wake up with an unknown penis in me one more time I am literally going to press charges to the makers of tequila.
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
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I guess "Ass Fun Friday" is not a thing no matter how many times I say it or bring it up in conversation...
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
Was not aware that standing loudly up off the couch and loudly, drunkenly slurring "I'M EIGHTEEN NOW BITCHES" counted as a primitive mating call.
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