The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
It's 2:10 am I am sprawled on the floor of the kitchen drunk and eating cold chicken wings come help
My purse is like an anchor I can't move I am sliding around like an over turned turtle send help
This floor is really dirty send a maid if you can
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
Birthday wine tasting got super shambly super quickly. I am covered in cuts/bruises/terrible life decisions.
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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