Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
Its as if he has to do the exact opposite of what I tell him. Don't come in my eye, pfshh it's in my eye. Don't come on the cat, pfshh it's on the cat.
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
Ryan Reynolds is on sesame street right now. Dressed as a letter A but still sexy as fuck. PBS is so considerate of the stay at home mom.
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
I don't care if we're married you can't just walk into the bedroom with a pizza box expecting to get laid
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
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