we're blogging at a bar
the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
Blonde 1 is sitting on the floor crying and blonde 2 is asleep with her face in the toilet. This isn't what I had in mind when they asked me back
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
I need to sanitize my soul.
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
Even if they did assume we were doing kinky shit, it's not like they're gonna be like, "HALT SATAN! INTAKE SOME JESUS AND VOMIT YOUR SINS!"
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