It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
He tried to say "god bless your heart" to the stripper but it came out "god bless your pussy"
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
I just imagined myself as R2-D2 and you as C3P0 walking around the Vegas desert looking for alcohol
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
In between explaining the best feminist lenses for the myth of Persephone and doing vodka shots with my friends she dragged me into my car and gave me an Earth shattering blow job. Honestly I think I'm in love.
The bouncers found you passed out on the toilet. They tried to move you but you refused and repeatedly shouted that you wanted to go out like Elvis.
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