she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
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you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
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Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
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I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
That's because I've spent the past 21 years convincing my parents the only emotions I have are sarcasm and bitterness.
is it fun? or sober?
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