I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
Good morning! Just thought I'd give you my yearly reminder that we lost our virginities 7 years ago, yesterday.
That's the best creepy text ever.
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
Oh. My. God. You texted my mom "IM BACK BITCHES!"
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
The only times we have to apologize in this friendship is when you intentionally punch me and that's only happened once so it's okay
You were giving me all the reasons why being the big spoon is such a responsibility, and how you wish you were a girl cause the little spoon does nothing
I have sent texts to the pizza delivery guy telling him he was beautiful. Oh and you almost got a ticket for pissing in public. And I smell like cheese.
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
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