you know what i hate about salt? you can't see it.
Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
I wish I had more reasons to start sentences with the phrase, "Here's the thing you've got to remember about cougars ...
New rule: no balls on the kitchen counter.
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we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
Dude I'm drinking a martini out of a water bottle, I've become my parents.
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
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So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
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