so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
Also, since I switched back to this phone I've found a crop of dick pics and your funeral arrangements.
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
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