Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(305): View more from Florida

i didn't know you could wash puke off of bras with a dishwasher.

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(256): View more from Alabama

As of this morning, vodka still has the other side of my BFF necklace. She treats me right.

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(613): View more from Ontario

Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.

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(781): View more from Massachusetts

Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive

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(402): View more from Nebraska

she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl

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(210): View more from Texas

I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up

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(619): View more from California

my mom just told me its unladylike to have toothpaste stains on my clothes all the time.. if she only knew.

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(260): View more from Indiana

the scent of your tears make me crave pizza

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(913): View more from Kansas

I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.

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