Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
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I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
Roommate charged out of his room in pajamas yelling "MAKE IT RAIN" and just threw $4,000 in fifties onto my head. My Friday night.
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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