like literally i think i'm sweating out semen right now
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
There is a reason for guards on beard trimmers I just clipped a wrinkle on my sack so much blood
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
Got drunk with him at an Irish pub ended up losing him for twenty minutes when I finally find him his piss drunk singing Irish folk music with a group of Irish guys and a midget
He meets the coolest people when he's drunk
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
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