you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
The cab driver doesn't know where we can find an empire state building shaped dildo either!? What is wrong with NYC!?
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
I'm pretty sure the bus driver knew how hung over I was and hit all the pot holes on purpose. I threw up into my water bottle.
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
Me and tommy were trying to figure out why our printer was jammed, found a condom stuck in the paper slot. #collegeprobs
When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
Leave it to me to pull up my boyfriend’s grandfather’s obituary just to find out the name of his sister.
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
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