It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
Woke up this morning on my doorstep in a basket with a branch, a lipstick lightning bolt on my head and a sign that said "the boy who lived." i love you guys.
I looked the guy across the room straight in the eyes and said, "If you were any closer to me, we'd be making out right now."
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
Checking my Tinder matches as I sit here in the waiting room at Planned Parenthood. I can't be stopped.
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
Randomize
