i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
The girl I was getting head from just called my dick an anteater...I hate my parents for not cutting my cock tip off.
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
You stuck your entire fist into a full jar of peanut butter and starting assaulting people
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
Randomize
