I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
You know you have a problem when the only thing that saves you is that you drank so late into the night that you sleep through the designated walk of shame time window
What's the point in getting all dressed up and going when i'm just gonna throw up on myself by midnight?
Abreva sucks. I applied it as directed and now it looks like I fed the herpes. They're throwing a party on my bottom lip.
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants.
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
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