Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
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Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
Today is all about not throwing up, where the fuck are my keys and does anyone know what happened to that guy in the panda suit my roommate had sex with last night.
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He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
Halfway through the night I was hiding in a trashcan. Then I "sobered" up and ran around the house throwing change because I wanted to make my last moments of 2013 charitable.
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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