doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
im like that movie w. ryan reynolds, no ones ever going to date me unless they're forced to marry me.
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
Watching crazy stupid love and drinking alone isn't what I thought it was gonna be
Its TONS better. Expect a drunk dial at 11:54
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
Pretty sure the guy at the Halloween party dressed as an ice cream man is working his way through the building without a care for gender or age. He high-fives me on his way out each morning.
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
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