Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
A zombie called me motorboat central while participating in an auction to motorboat my tits. he then proceeded to propose, insisting that he makes alot money.
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
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I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
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She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
Haha i really think theres no better way to tell a paramedic sorry for breaking your nose than a beautiful and healthy edible arrangement...
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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