That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
I figure a girl that drinks as much as I do should always have pregnancy tests on hand
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
I JUST PETTED A FUCKING SQUIRREL. A SQUIRREL.
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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