Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
I've been on the toilet for an hour. On a six day bender. My ass feels like its leaking vodka
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
This is the third time I have overheard parents tell their children "don't be that girl" in reference to me. I'm either doing something horribly wrong or amazingly right
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