So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
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He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
... I threw up in the shower this morning
You were "I'm not drunk" drunk.
I was feeling sad so bedroom vodka seemed like the best solution at the time.
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I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
There's some random guy here dryhumping my kitchen door. If he is a friend of yours, please come and retrieve him.
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
Mimosas make me so tired. I just ordered a huge thing of pasta and gonna eat it in my underwear like a bad bitch
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