Was i wearing a white blazer when you superpoke danced me??
I had to get a ride home from that girl that slept with 3/4 of the band
my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
he told me my vagina needed a tic tac
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
I have your car and your sandals. My shoes are somewhere under the puke couch. Safari time.
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
Irony: drinking your pre workout supplement out of the cup your Krispy Kreme doughnut holes came in.
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