you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
I walked a mile in this weather wearing nothing but a toga. Zero fucks. Your move Mother Nature.
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
My walk of shame wasn't complete until I projectile vomited clutching my truck bumper while he just smiled with that look of regret.
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
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