I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
I added our drug dealer to the quickbooks software babe, he is listed under vendor's as an expense category... money management is such a bitch...
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
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