I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
Talking her gay man friend into dancing with me officially makes me the world's best wingman. ever.
Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
The good news is the house is clean, the bad news is someone redecorated the bonus room by spray painting "free willy" on the wall in honor of the girl who passed out in there last night.
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
I JUST GOT WOKEN UP TO HIM PISSING ON ME SAYING "IT HAS TO HAVE WATER TO GO TO THE BATHROOM" AND AFTER HE FINISHED HE DIDNT REMEMBER DOING IT
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
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