May have finally hit rock bottom...bouncer from the strip club informed me I wore the same shirt last night
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
you told him to eat candy out of your ear instead of your vagina because you had your period. never. drink. AGAIN.
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so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
Somehow I don't trust you in this state to talk to you about a colonoscopy
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
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I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
She crossed her eyes and threw up into a glass while sitting at the bar. It was fifty shades of sketchy dude.
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
Drunk. Come get me. Out front blue shirt.
Where are you? And you borrowed my shirt. I know what you're wearing. How wasted are you?
Hotel
WHICH HOTEL??
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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