I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
DON'T BE A PUSSY. ONLY 1/3 OF THE WORDS IN YOUR LAST TEXT WERE MISSPELLED, WHICH MEANS YOU NEED 2/3 MORE SHOTS.
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
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