So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
Well. I had to explain to my niece that the word cunt is not an abbreviation for country. I'm the best aunt in the world.
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
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