I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
How do I introduce myself to her without coming off as "the guy who jacks-off to her profile pic"?
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
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He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
You were captain morganning on the laundry hamper and when I walked in you slingshotted a thong at me and started peeing. This all came back to me when I picked up some jeans to wear and they smelled like piss.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
So I went tanning and I burned my boobs.
They're like sad pomegranates.
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
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She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
I just want to trick people into going on dates with me so they can bring back to their houses and let me use their wifi.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
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