If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
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I'm drinking and throwing an enormous tennis ball at children. I couldn't be happier.
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
There's a baby duck in my toilet. Fuck you.
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We can't stop being roommates, you do such a good job of holding my hair back when I puke. I don't wanna buy hair elastics.
I DONT HAVE A FUCKING JOB RIGHT NOW. DO YOU THINK I HAVE TIME TO WASTE GOING BACK AND FORTH WITH SOMEONE WHOS LYING, ABOUT LYING, AND JUST BEING A LIAR? HONESTLY, YES I DO HAVE TIME. BUT I HAVE A FUCKING LOT BETTER THINGS I COULD BE WASTING MY TIME DOING. LIKE ORGANIZING MY POKEMON CARD COLLECTION.
I just had a dream that I was fighting Donald Trump... Gotta stop watching the news before bed
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
Should I put the spider I likely swallowed in my sleep into my calorie tracker?
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