Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
The thing is that despite the high paying career and the increased responsibility, my life hasn't changed that much. Only instead of blacking out on $2 wells at some dive I blackout on top shelf martinis in a suit. Oh and only on Fri & Sat nights. Being 30 doesn't suck as bad as everyone led me to believe.
My phone keeps autocorrecting to the "st. Natty's Day Parade" and I'm completely okay with that
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
Found your bra in my backseat. And yes it took me that long to finally clean it out from last weekend
Didn't even know it was missing, if that makes you feel any better
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