Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
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i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
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The hardest part about being a child of divorce is when you're at your dad's house but your condoms are at your mom's house.
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
i need to get drunk because i'm an angry sober
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
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