no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
All she kept whispering was put your pickle in my mouth. Then she fell out of her barstool and chipped her tooth
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
The lady at the Humaine Society gave me her nephew's number because I seem like a loving and caring person.
Does she know that each time you've adopted a new cat in the past year it's because some guy stopped fucking you and you don't want to eat your feelings?
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
I feel like my map app knows I'm hungover and is strategically not driving me by fast food places so I cannot stop
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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