There is something about listening to Patsy Cline while pooping that makes the experience so much better.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
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He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
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I told him I'd ride his broomstick if he let me call him Harry Potter and drew a lightning bolt on his forehead.
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
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