nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
no drinking for a week
if by week you mean tonight and by no you means yes
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
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I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
We're going as conductors of the hot mess train and nobody rides for free
Our tip jar will say "just put the tip in, see how it feels"
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
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So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
when i woke up w mysterious sticky crap in my hair, i assumed i had another blackout hookup. nope. turns out i made PBJ and proceeded to pass out in it. i ate the evidence when i woke up.
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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