i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
I just had to take a drug test for my new job. I should have asked them if they could tell me if I were pregnant or not while they were at it and save me the guesswork.
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
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he actually said the words "do you want to pet the lizard?" with a straight face as he unzipped his pants
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
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Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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