just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
no you cant smoke seaweed
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
I looked the guy across the room straight in the eyes and said, "If you were any closer to me, we'd be making out right now."
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
I just found out that my husband and I are Eskimo siblings. What in the actual fuck?!
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
Randomize