just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
Cops are here now. U need to come back. Ur not under arrest. But u need to apologize to the woman for what you did to her cat.
If everyone lived like me, we would need 5.9 earths. Fuck yes america.
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
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Why is there bacon braided in my hair
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
Some guy just ordered at Cosmo and 2 screwdrivers in the sky club at 8:30 am. I'm starting to feel a lot better about my alcoholism
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Well, you were never considered a shining example of sobriety anyway
Thought about it. I'm gonna go to work, but I'm gonna tell them I wrestled a bear saying I fell just isn't working.
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
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